This is wonderful.
January 2012
December 2011
In Crazy, Stupid, Love
Jessica, the highschool babysitter gives Robby, the 8th grader nude pictures of her.
If that were a highschool guy giving a middleschool girl nudes, the movie would’ve taken a weird turn.
I’ve been sleeping at my buddy’s house for the past two days. He’s on leave from the army, so I’ve been hanging with him a lot.
His parents REALLY like playing the wii. They seriously play it from like, 9 at night till 5 in the morning.
What the fuck.
How can they play for that long?
I’m not complaining or anything. Its their house, and I’m grateful for them letting me stay over, but holy shit, how could anyone do anything for that long? They play for like 8 hours a night.
I’m having a hard time comprehending that.
Still rocking that number 2 spot like a champ :)
Aw yeah! I hope you’re celebrating!
HONESTY HOUR.
- 1: Full name?
- 2: Current crush!?
- 3: Addiction?
- 4: How tall am I?
- 5: Relationship status?
- 6: Girls I trust?
- 7: Boys I trust?
- 9: Current mood?
- 10: Favorite color?
- 11: Confession;
- 12: Who I miss?
- 13: Who I last hugged?
- 14: Who understands me?
- 15: Someone who is always there for me:
- 16: Last Text?
- 17: Who’s a stranger:
- 18: Who makes me laugh the most?
- 19: Who I do the craziest stuff with?
- 20: Who makes me smile?
- 21: What am i listening to?
- 22: Turn on’s?
- 23: Turn offs?
- 24. Bestfriends?
- 26: Second confess?
- 27: What I hate?
- 28: Who’s annoying?
It's high time
to fight this flu, the only way I know how.
So I’m settling down with a bowl of campbells vegetable soup and a large glass of orange juice. And not doing SHIT.
I hope no one texts you. That’d be so unfortunate for you.
Every time I rant about a certain undesirable person , I end up deleting it.
Anything I write past 3AM is usually just mean spirited.
Its nice to get out everything that’s been on my mind lately. I hate that she’s even crossed my mind though. She doesn’t even deserve to be in my head.
This is the second time I’ve written a long, well written rant, only to just end up deleting it.
They’re usually damn good too.
Leave a letter in my ask and I'll tell you.
- A: Age.
- B: Where I'm from.
- C: Where I would like to live.
- D: Favourite food.
- E: Religion.
- F: Sexual orientation.
- G: Single/Taken.
- H: Favourite book.
- I: Eyes color.
- J: Favourite movie.
- K: Favourite TV show.
- L: Favourite band/singer.
- M: My best friend's name.
- N: Favorite day of the year.
- O: Favourite color.
- P: If I have any pets and name.
- Q: What I'm listening to right now.
- R: Last movie I've watched.
- S: What's my ringtone.
- T: Favourite male character from a TV show.
- U: Favourite female character from a TV show.
- V: What does my name mean.
- W: Favourite superhero.
- X: Celebrity crush.
- Y: My birthday.
Shawn keeps trolling my tumblr posts
I haven't had sex since April.
If you could even consider it sex.
I’m considering hiring a call girl.
….look at what I just posted. Too weird.
Hahaha, weird. But yeah. I’ll find it out. I’m onto you.
I should be an internet detective.
I’m really good at finding shit out.
Playing Skyrim with Tyler simultaneously
Awww yeah.
haha Yus!! :P If I had a t3i, I’d just make films. LOTS of films, constantly filming, annoying people haha. Aw wow, if I watch that film and it sucks, i’m blaming the Grip!! haha I’m kidding ;D Hope ya had a grand Christmas and soon-to-be new year :D
Haha, Grips are the backbone of any set! The T3i is alot of fun though, especially when you get some lenses and whatnot. I did have a grand christmas! I hope you did as well. And I hope your new year is fantastic, friend. What kind of films do you like to make? Whats your thing? Directing, Cinematography?
Give me attention, Internet.
- 200: My middle name is:
- 199: I was born in:
- 198: I am really:
- 197: My cell phone company is:
- 196: My eye color is:
- 195: My shoe size is:
- 194: My ring size is:
- 193: My height is:
- 192: I am allergic to:
- 191: My 1st car was:
- 190: My 1st job was:
- 189: Last book you read:
- 188: My bed is:
- 187: My pet:
- 186: My best friend:
- 185: My favorite shampoo is:
- 184: AIM name:
- 183: Piggy Banks are:
- 182: In my pockets:
- 181: On my calendar:
- 180: Marriage is:
- 179: Sponge Bob can:
- 178: My mom:
- 177: The last three cd's I bought were:
- 176: Last YouTube video watched:
- 175: How many cousins do you have?
- 174: Do you have any siblings:
- 173: Are your parents divorced:
- 172: Are you taller than your mom?
- 171: Do you play an instrument?
- 170: What did you do yesterday:
- I Believe In:
- 169: Love at first sight:
- 168: Luck:
- 167: Fate:
- 166: Yourself:
- 165: Aliens:
- 164: Heaven:
- 163: Hell:
- 162: God:
- 161: Horoscopes:
- 160: Soul mates:
- 159: Ghosts:
- 158: Gay Marriage:
- 157: War:
- 156: Orbs:
- 155: Magic:
- Which is Better
- 154: Hugs or Kisses:
- 153: Drunk or High:
- 152: Phone or Online:
- 151: Red heads or Black haired:
- 150: Blondes or Brunettes:
- 149: Hot or cold:
- 148: Summer or winter:
- 147: Autumn or Spring:
- 146: Chocolate or vanilla:
- 145: Night or Day:
- 144: Oranges or Apples:
- 143: Curly or Straight hair:
- 142: McDonalds or Burger King:
- 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
- 140: Mac or PC:
- 139: Flip flops or high heals:
- 138: Ugly and rich OR Sexy and poor:
- 137: Coke or Pepsi:
- 136: Hillary or Obama:
- 135: Burried or cremated:
- 134: Singing or Dancing:
- 133: Coach or Chanel:
- 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
- 131: Small town or Big city:
- 130: Wal-Mart or Target:
- 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
- 128: Manicure or Pedicure:
- 127: East Coast or West Coast:
- 126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
- 125: Chocolate or Flowers:
- 124: Disney or Six Flags:
- 123: Yankees or Red Sox:
- Here's What I Think About
- 122: War:
- 121: George Bush:
- 120: Gay Marriage:
- 119: The presidential election:
- 118: Abortion:
- 117: MySpace:
- 116: Reality TV:
- 115: Parents:
- 114: Back stabbers:
- 113: Ebay:
- 112: Sex:
- 111: Work:
- 110: My Neighbors:
- 109: Gas Prices:
- 108: Designer Clothes:
- 107: College:
- 106: Sports:
- 105: My family:
- 104: The future:
- Last time I
- 103: Hugged someone:
- 102: Last time you ate:
- 101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
- 100: Cried in front of someone:
- 99: Went to a movie theater:
- 98: Took a vacation:
- 97: Swam in a pool:
- 96: Changed a diaper:
- 95: Got my nails done:
- 94: Went to a wedding:
- 93: Broke a bone:
- 92: Got a peircing:
- 91: Broke the law:
- 90: Texted:
- MISC
- 89: Who makes you laugh the most:
- 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
- 87: The last movie I saw:
- 86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
- 85: The thing im not looking forward to:
- 84: People call me:
- 83: The most difficult thing to do is:
- 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
- 81: My zodiac sign is:
- 80: The first person i talked to today was:
- 79: First time you had a crush:
- 78: The one person who i can't hide things from:
- 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
- 76: Right now I am talking to:
- 75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
- 74: I have/will get a job:
- 73: Tomorrow:
- 72: Today:
- 71: Next Summer:
- 70: Next Weekend:
- 69: I have these pets:
- 68: The worst sound in the world:
- 67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
- 66: People that make you happy:
- 65: Last time I cried:
- 64: My friends are:
- 63: My computer is:
- 62: My School:
- 61: My Car:
- 60: I lose all respect for people who:
- 59: The movie I cried at was:
- 58: Your hair color is:
- 57: TV shows you watch:
- 56: Favorite web site:
- 55: Your dream vacation:
- 54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
- 53: How do you like your steak cooked:
- 52: My room is:
- 51: My favorite celebrity is:
- 50: Where would you like to be:
- 49: Do you want children:
- 48: Ever been in love:
- 47: Whos your best friend:
- 46: More guy friends or girl friends:
- 45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
- 44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
- 43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
- 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
- 41: Have you pre-named your children:
- 40: Last person I got mad at:
- 39: I would like to move to:
- 38: I wish I was a professional:
- My Favorites
- 37: Candy:
- 36: Vehicle:
- 35: President:
- 34: State visited:
- 33: Cell Phone Provider:
- 32: Athlete:
- 31: Actor:
- 30: Actress:
- 29: Singer:
- 28: Band:
- 27: Clothing Store:
- 26: Grocery Store:
- 25: TV show:
- 24: Movie:
- 23: Website:
- 22: Animal:
- 21: Theme Park:
- 20: Holiday:
- 19: Sport to watch:
- 18: Sport to play:
- 17: Magazine:
- 16: Book:
- 15: Day of the week:
- 14: Beach:
- 13: Concert Attended:
- 12: Thing to cook:
- 11: Food:
- 10: Restaurant:
- 9: Radio Station:
- 8: Yankee Candle scent:
- 7: Perfume:
- 6: Flower:
- 5: Color:
- 4: Talk Show host:
- 3: Comedian:
- 2: Dog Breed:
- 1: Would you be able to delete your blog?
Five To One - The Doors
Five to One -The Doors
Your ballroom days are over, baby.
- People on the internet: Omg, you're so cute. Why do you live so far? You're like honestly so perfect!!! :D :D :D
- People in my town: What are you?
I literally had to check what day of the week it is.
Having no job or school really makes you forget.
that is the camera I want! :D sounds like an awesome job right there! I went to college to study filmmaking about 4 years ago, but haven’t had the chance to do much with that yet, long story, but fingers crossed, I might have that opportunity soon :D
Woo! T3i buddies! Its a great camera. The flip out screen is well worth the extra hundred bucks. Its beautiful. I just wrapped on a feature as a grip. It was a pretty fun time, long, tiring and tough, but fun.
One thing I’d like to work on is having high self confidence.
Hi tumblr friends.
How are you?
haha glad you enjoyed it :D It will be the finest of fight clubs, there will be many discussions about opera over games of backgammon…. AFTER we beat each other to pulps haha :P I’m doing good. Saving for a camera/holiday :P so what do you do sir?
What kind of camera are you saving for, friend? I have a Canon Rebel T3i which I absolutely love and would recommend it, if you’re in the market for a DSLR. What do I do? I graduated from a film school a few months ago. I love working on movies. Mainly camera and lighting. How about you?
it is. get it divaaaa.
*~*~Z0mg thx bby qurl<3~*~*
53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before
- Instructions: You should know these by now.
- 1: What do you put on hotdogs?
- 2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
- 3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
- 4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
- 5: Do you use your parking brake?
- 6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
- 7: Do you know how to play chess?
- 8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
- 9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
- 10: Ever fallen in the shower?
- 11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
- 12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
- 13: Do you have a Snuggie?
- 14: Are you allergic to anything?
- 15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
- 16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
- 17: Ever driven away in anger?
- 18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
- 19: Are you a vegetarian?
- 20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
- 21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
- 22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
- 23: Do you think that things will get better?
- 24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
- 25: What's your favourite quote?
- 26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
- 27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
- 28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
- 29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
- 30: What's your favourite book genre?
- 31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
- 32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
- 33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
- 34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
- 35: Do dogs like you?
- 36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
- 37: Do people listen when you speak?
- 38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
- 39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
- 40: Do you use torrents?
- 41: When was the last time you paid for music?
- 42: Are you addicted to technology?
- 43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
- 44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
- 45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
- 46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
- 47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
- 48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
- 49: Peter Pan?
- 50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
- 51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
- 52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
- 53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
one half of tumblr:
“i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”other half of tumblr:
“unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of you”the other half of tumblr all follows this blog
I am the other half of tumblr.
oh
Accurate. I’d like to consider myself both halves. I’m sure great sex starts or ends with cuddling :P
Obviously no one is going to catch a plane, but that makes a lot more sense than hit me up. What does that even mean? 'Catch a plane' and boarding a plane... You're only changing one word. What the hell kind of translator decided to tell you that 'hit me up' meant 'contact me'?
Its just slang though. It doesn’t literally mean hit somebody. Like hanging out doesn’t mean to literally hang, or chill doesn’t mean literally get cold, haha. But people still say it, just like hit me up
lol: amyyd00dle: When did ‘hit me up’ become the logical way to get people... →
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When did ‘hit me up’ become the logical way to get people to converse with you?
No, you know what? I think I’ll hit you down. “Well, that doesn’t make sense…” Neither does anything else coming out of the mouths of my generation.
Why the hell are you asking me to strike you?…
But its a figure of speech. Like “catch a plane” nobodys literally catching a plane
looks like they came from 1976 by my guess
I’m glad they did! I love these mystery time pants
45
45. The sexiest girl that comes to mind right now
devongreen replied to your photo: hi I look like doodoo so I’m gonna hide behind my…
I want a snax!
mine
SEND ME A NUMBER →
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- Height:
- Virgin?
- Shoe Size:
- Sexual Orientation:
- Do you Smoke?
- Do you Drink?
- Do you Take Drugs?
- Age you get mistaken for:
- Have Tattoos?
- Want any tattoos?
- Got any Piercings?
- Want any piercings?
- Best friend?
- Relationship status:
- Biggest turn ons:
- Biggest turn offs:
- Favorite Movie:
- I’ll love you if:
- Someone you miss:
- Most traumatic experience:
- A fact about your personality:
- What I hate most about myself:
- What I love most about myself:
- What I want to be when I get older:
- My relationship with my sibling(s):
- My relationship with my parents:
- My idea of a perfect date:
- My biggest pet peeves:
- A description of the girl/boy I like:
- A description of the person I dislike the most:
- A reason I’ve lied to a friend:
- What I hate the most about work:
- What my last text message says:
- What words upset me the most:
- What words make me feel the best about myself:
- What I find attractive in women.
- What I find attractive in men.
- Where I would like to live.
- One of my insecurities.
- My childhood career choice.
- My favorite ice cream.
- Who I wish I could be.
- Where I want to be right now.
- The last thing I ate.
- Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately.
- A random fact about anything.
Dawhhh. That’s cool though. Your dad’s a chill guy, i can’t see him getting too mad. Reasonable for him to be concerned though.
Yeah, he wasn’t super pissed, just disappointed and junk. Especially the second time. He was really quick to put it behind us though. Luckily.
Its been far too long since I've had a female companion.
Turns out the last one I was with isn’t very cool.
More girls need to live around here.
And be interested in me.
Going to Mongolian BBQ and a Movie tonight
I need to sleep beforehand. Or something.
:o Damn, it’s happened to me though. After a while once my parents realized i’m perfectly functional while high and i’m not fucking up they were fine with it. Papa Bromm is actually way cooler with it than i thought he would be.
My dad thought I was smoking weed because I was sad, or compensating for something. Which wasn’t the case. But I’d rather have my dad’s trust/respect than pot.
