oxfordthecomma replied to your post: If I could have a band like Wolfmother, I’d be… How do you feel about traveling to Port Huron? Because my loft is basically a studio and I want to get silly and jam REALLY BADLY. That might be doable, I’m not too far. Is there a drum set there that you wouldn’t mind switchin’ lefty?
If I could have a band like Wolfmother, I’d be content.
canoedling: devongreen replied to your post: Looking for a man who will share mozzarella sticks… Oh…heyyyy…. You are reestablishing my faith in men.
godheadcomplex: the year is 2052. identifying as a heterosexual cisgendered white male is now a federal offense punishable by death. we did it, little social justice bloggers. we did it. Pffft. Bring it on.
scuba-steve-damn-you: devongreen: I just napped hard hibernated* Because of the whole bear thing. Thanks Steve!
I just napped hard
Hate to break it to you
kush2loud: tommyxvx: But choosing to eat meat absolutely makes you a bad person. Like, without question. Just a total shithead. I’m going to eat MORE meat because of this post.
moxxycontin replied to your post: director91 replied to your post: Read Mores are… I do them all the time but I know people who pay attention to me/my blog will read them, and the rest will just scroll over. So either way I don’t care. But their intended use is for massive amounts of texts but no one uses them for that anymore. Right, I understand why people use them, and I usually click...
director91 replied to your post: director91 replied to your post: Read Mores are… i think it’s just to save people from having to see personal stuff. like if you want to post something personal, those who dont care about that stuff dont have to see it. although seeing that read more kind of makes you want to know. Right, I mean, I still read them, but I would, even if it wasn’t a...
director91 replied to your post: Read Mores are annoying. why Because they usually aren’t anything of any significance, it’ll get read either way, I just think its unnecessary.
Read Mores are annoying.
wack-zittman replied to your post: I was about to go to sleep, then I found… I’m laughing so loud in my room by myself it’s the greatest blog in the history of internet!!!!! Its so hilarious, and awkward, I generally love when old people openly don’t use facebook correctly, so this is just the best.
I was about to go to sleep, then I found oldpeoplefacebook.tumblr.com So that won’t happen.
Great night with great people. It was nice having people back in town. Also, I let sugar gliders climb all over me. They’re so cute and soft and they jump and bark. :3 Good times.
I think Dear John is a stupid movie.
scuba-steve-damn-you: >phone broken >use old phone >low battery >can’t find charger for old phone >maybe past self left charger in the phone’s box under desk >find charger in box >fuckyeah.png >WRONG FUCKING CHRAGER >MFW PAST SELF IS A FUCKING DOUCHE
Chuck, my 3 year old goldfish, has a swim bladder disorder, meaning his swim bladder is full of air, which is causing him to float to the top of the water and turn upside down, making him look dead. I was watching him from my bed as he was doing this, and it was making me nervous, so I went to the internet and found out he probably has a swim bladder disorder.Which makes sense, because he...
I had a Jurassic Park dream last night. It was fun
That fucking feel When you pull up to your street, and see a police car blocking off your street, with a fire engine and ambulance. Thankfully, it wasn’t my house that they were at, and it was a small kitchen fire that they stopped. But damn did my heart sink.
Reblog if you want "have you evers" in your ask...
fentonworks asked: 4,10,21.
Anonymous asked: 1, 4, 10, 23, 30, 33, 35, 70
I fucking love Henry Rollins.
Hey let's do this
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
GUYS ASK ME THESE AND I WILL RESPOND IN STUPID WAYS RATHER THAN HONEST. I PROMISE I HAVE A PLAN. Or if they're the tamer ones I'll answer.
I wanna start a punk band
But I’m not nearly angry enough, and I live in the suburbs. Maybe I’ll start a happy punk band. NOT pop punk though.
eleventhbandit: People that make gifs of themselves.
I’m a stupid asshole who doesn’t think, and I have the worst canker sore, that’s been annoying me for about a week now.
yoda-yenal-deactivated20120519 asked: Happy late birthday!
I bought a cardigan yesterday. I’ve never owned one. Forever 21’s men section has some damn good deals
oxfordthecomma: likeaprometheancurse: freyacrescentx: ‘eating a girl out’ is one of the most disgusting phrases ever Haters gon hate I usually go with “going down on her/you/etc”. Sometimes I feel that’s just a lame euphemism, but I suppose it’s easier to say than “cunnilingus”. I like it all.