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Made 80 bucks today for hanging out at a really nice house and watching over two awesome dogs. If this could just be my career, I’d be super happy.
moxxycontin: tightinvocabulary: moxxycontin: genuine question: what’s going to happen to the avengers’ fandom once the dark knight rises comes out? I’m way more excited for batman but only because a lot of it was filmed in Pittsburgh/Oakland MIDNIGHT PREMIERE HERE I COME HOLY SHIT I am quietly stanning for this movie and have been for about a year apparently they “edited it down” to 3...
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carpedeezenuts: 1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel? 2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same…
People are handling this fake zombie epidemic in a way that worries me if there ever was a real one. Because everyone’s all OMG XDDD ZOMBYZ!!!!11! xD xD XD LOL You won’t be excited when your intestines are being ripped out of your body and eaten before your own eyes.
In the bath, drinking tea, attempting to write a screenplay.
Eating maple sausage and laughing at people’s comments on other people’s facebook pictures. This is my night!
Tyler Perry’s coming out with a new Madea movie. With WHITE people in it. I see what you’re trying to do, Tyler Perry.
I woke up hungry ._.
wack-zittman: How do you make Gordon Ramsay’s special scrambled eggs? You yell at them I still wanna make those.
scuba-steve-damn-you replied to your post: I wanna get ice cream and take a walk. Any… lets go and not invite females
moxxycontin replied to your post: thedearhuntress replied to your post: I wanna get… YES IT’S A PARTY NOW
thedearhuntress replied to your post: I wanna get ice cream and take a walk. Any… can i come :) Surely!
moxxycontin replied to your post: moxxycontin replied to your post: moxxycontin… you ON MY WAY.
moxxycontin replied to your post: moxxycontin replied to your post: I wanna get ice… I’m in Cool, who’s bringing the ice cream?
moxxycontin replied to your post: I wanna get ice cream and take a walk. Any… I read that as “get ice cream and have a wank.” If that was what it had said I would have joined you I’m not opposed to either one.
I wanna get ice cream and take a walk. Any takers?
Shit, Zack was right. Going to Finn Camp WILL give you the best sleep ever. That was the best sleep I’ve gotten in a while. Who knew that jumping off of a 40 foot platform into a lake would do that to you.
25 DEEP Questions, Pleaseeeee.
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
11. Does love = sex?
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
22. Are you old fashioned?
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
Going to Finn Camp for the first time with Zack.
nuclearsoandso replied to your photo: Hi tumblr. I need a haircut. your robe looks like your snugged inside a cotton ball ontop of a cloud I always FEEL like I’m snuggled inside a cotton ball ontop of a cloud! Then I take it off and reality kicks in. So with that, I try to keep it on ALWAYS.
mourningbelle asked: 14, 36, 39 ya jerk!
please it will make out for my lack of friends
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by..
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
fentonworks replied to your post: fentonworks replied to your photo: Glad he keeps… I never answered that text though If I were you, I’d throw my phone in a river and jetpack outta there.
fentonworks replied to your photo: Glad he keeps everyone updated with important… omg he messaged me earlier. and even worse, guess who texted me yesterday? SARAH CRAFT. I’d take Amauri over Sarah Craft any day. One time I was walking in the hall at school, probably going to the bathroom or something. And she was behind me and was like “Devon Green! You better get back here...
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Ok, so I’m back from work, what’d I miss?!
Let's get weird.
1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
8: Are you close with your dad?
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
10: What are you listening to?
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
13: What time do you go to bed?
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
16: Do you always answer your texts?
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
25: In the past week, have you cried?
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
29: Do you have a best friend?
31: Who was your last call from?
32: Are you mad at anyone?
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
35: How many more days until your birthday?
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
42: How many relationships have you been in, throughout your life?
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
46: Do you regret anything?
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
I’m a good person. I don’t think I’m the most attractive person around, but dammit, I’m a catch. It’d be nice to find someone who realized that. If not, that’s ok. The last two ladies in my life didn’t. But that’s ok.
Walled Lake Russian Roulette League
Working a double tomorrow
shaving23spiders: His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
Currently listening to Pink Floyd- Saucerful of Secrets, the whole album, before work at 2:45. In my robe.