Tuesday, June 12, 2012
wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Jurassic Park
“what are those?” Lunge Claw asked pointing at her breasts.
“they’re called ‘nipples’,” She replied, “they’re for feeding human babies, mostly because human babies don’t have…teeth.” Sarah then realized that was flirtatious question and not out of curiosity.
Lunge Claw laughed, “didn’t expect that from a dinosaur, did ya?”
“You little reptilian pervert,” Sarah blushed, “I don’t whether to kill you or kiss you.”
So many thoughts ran through their heads at that moment, most of them revolved one question: a human and a dinosaur, in love?
By nightfall, Sarah was lying down underneath lunge claw, lunge claw had his penis unsheathed and held it close to her vulva.
“I’m ready,” Sarah said.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Jurassic Park

“what are those?” Lunge Claw asked pointing at her breasts.

“they’re called ‘nipples’,” She replied, “they’re for feeding human babies, mostly because human babies don’t have…teeth.” Sarah then realized that was flirtatious question and not out of curiosity.

Lunge Claw laughed, “didn’t expect that from a dinosaur, did ya?”

“You little reptilian pervert,” Sarah blushed, “I don’t whether to kill you or kiss you.”

So many thoughts ran through their heads at that moment, most of them revolved one question: a human and a dinosaur, in love?

By nightfall, Sarah was lying down underneath lunge claw, lunge claw had his penis unsheathed and held it close to her vulva.

“I’m ready,” Sarah said.”

(Source: wtffanfiction)

Notes

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    LOL WHATT
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  5. tempusfidget reblogged this from palmate and added:
    hahahahahaha. Oh, no. His name is Lunge Claw.
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  8. cynicalskin reblogged this from wtffanfiction and added:
    What the actual fuck.
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  10. eriemaxwell reblogged this from a-giant-spider and added:
    This can’t be real. I mean honestly, it’s just too ridiculous.
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    LMFAO
  14. callmejellybean reblogged this from livinmokotory and added:
    WHO WRITES THIS SHIT? ARE THEY REALLY INTO IT OR ARE THEY JUST DOING IT TO TROLL US? BECAUSE IT FUCKING TROLLS!
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  17. barack-rocks reblogged this from wtffanfiction and added:
    No. I just……..no.
  18. a-giant-spider reblogged this from wtffanfiction and added:
    this fic because honestly i...gets even better this happens in scene 1, chapter 1 in the...
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    This is a thing.
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    I’m fucking crying jesujbps;dg fucking foanjksf
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    Oh…sweet Jesus…
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    ALL KINDS OF WHAT THE FUCK
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    WHYYYYY WHY DOES THIS EXIST WHY WOULD THEY EVER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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    NNNNNNNNNOOOOOO SSTTOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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